Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somechunks to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the creature, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone viral online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- deliberately went there
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastesting his bravery
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this wild event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I reptile sanctuary wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- MAGA!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild journey. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a pen full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will reveal.